Beer Me! I'm Vegan T-Shirt

On days or nights that end in "Y"

Hell anytime right about now

When I'm celebrating or I'm hydratin'

When I'm up or when I'm down

Grab a can, fill a cup

Twist a bottle, tap a jug

On a boat, at a bar, on a beach

Any old time's a damn good time to beer me 

• Printed on Premium American Apparel 100% Jersey Cotton 2001.